Link of the Week – Mysterious Puzzles

Given the number of times I have hit my head and killed brain cells (I am both clumsy and tall) I figure I need to do all I can to keep my brain active. One of the ways I like to do that is the occasional logic puzzle, crossword or Sudoku. I have recently come across a couple of sites that offer mystery-related puzzles. For free!

  • The editors of Hidden Staircase Mystery Books release a Godoku puzzle each week (like Sudoku but with letters and a mystery-related clue). Go to the Mystery Godoku Puzzle site and print off a puzzle or two (the solutions are there for you too, just in case).
  • Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine makes a mystery-related crossword available on its website though I can’t find an archive so this is a link to the printable (PDF) of the latest puzzle (and if you’re using Google Chrome as your browser you won’t be able to open it for some unfathomable reason but it works fine in IE or Firefox).

Happy puzzle solving to all.

Risky Reading

Rob Kitchin’s post about the publishing industry looking for minor variations on a theme rather than new and interesting works has prompted this particular ramble. I can sense Rob’s frustration as an author trying to get something ‘different’ published and I thought I’d share that readers (or this reader anyway) are equally frustrated. Sadly I don’t have any great insight into getting publishers to acknowledge this.

Over the past 2-3 years I have changed my reading habits considerably. I used to read loads of the ‘well done but already done’ books that the publishing industry loves. I relied almost exclusively on what was on offer at local chain stores which was usually the massively popular authors (James Patterson, Kathy Reichs, Patricia Cornwell, Karin Slaughter etc). If that’s not all the chains stock it’s pretty much all they promote and they usually offer them cheaper than the quirky or the translated or the oddball books and price is a big factor in book buying in Australia. I was actually starting to read far less than I’d ever done because I was bored to tears by most of it but didn’t know where to go to find stuff that might interest me.

Sometime during early 2008 I stumbled across the Aust Crime Fiction website and was simply astonished. There were Australian crime writers? Who knew? I’m being a little facetious there (I’d read books by Jennifer Rowe, Gabrielle Lord, Shane Maloney and one or two others) but I had no idea there were dozens of Australian crime writers. I had soon tracked down a few new titles and was enjoying the pleasure of reading something different. After that one website I got a bit more deliberate in my searching and discovered even more brilliant resources, like Euro Crime, and started following a few book bloggers who seemed to be enjoying their reading more than I had been.

And so a monster was born (a monster being defined as a 150+ item TBR pile).

In 2009 I finished 126 books and 74 of them were by new to me authors. So far this year 41 of the 79 books I have finished have been by new to me authors. Over the past 18 months I’ve read 28 books that weren’t first written in English which doesn’t sound like a terribly high number until you consider that in the 40 years prior to that I’d probably read about 3 translated books in total (and one of those was The Little Prince when I was in primary school). In short, I have been taking risks as a reader and have been on what I called a few weeks ago a discovery kick.

Of course I haven’t loved all the books but I am enjoying the experience as a whole. I am reading more books more eagerly than ever because each new book, each reading risk, offers the potential for something wonderful. And along with the comfort reads (there’ll always be a place in my heart for a jolly good English police procedural and ‘my’ American private detectives) there are books that aren’t easily categorised. The books that Rob calls well done but not already done.  My favourite books of the last two years (2008 and 2009) are a world away from what my lists of the previous years would have been (if I’d kept lists then) (which I didn’t).

But on the increasingly rare occasions I venture back into a local bookstore I don’t notice much change from what I call the dark days. Because I know what to look for now I can fossick out the lone copy of the odd translated book but it’s still the Pattersons et al that are promoted on most of the shelf space. Sure this week all the stores have displays featuring Truth by Peter Temple but it wasn’t nearly as prominent when it was published back in December (I found a single copy on the bottom shelf of a local store only a few days after the book’s publication).

Do publishers believe we all want to read the same thing over and over again because it’s true? Or do they make it a self-fulfilling prophecy by commissioning few alternatives? Why are they looking for the next Stieg Larsson (I must have read two dozen articles on this theme in the past 10 days)? Surely they can grasp that at least part of the reason the Millennium trilogy has been so successful is that it is quite different from what’s already on people’s shelves. Readers have enjoyed those differences. Embraced them even. Wouldn’t it be great if the publishers were looking for the next batch of new authors with something different again to offer?

Review: Bleed for Me by Michael Robotham

For the sixth book in the Aussie Authors challenge for this year I chose the audio book of Michael Robotham’s latest Joe O’Loughlin novel

Former policeman Ray Hegarty is dead and his 14-year old daughter Sienna is accused of his murder. Joe O’Loughlin is a psychologist who has previously worked with police and because Sienna is his daughter’s best friend he is drawn into this case too. While Joe believes Sienna is innocent and tenaciously investigates other people in and around the Hegarty family to see who else might have had a motive for murder, the Police generally accept that their former colleague was killed by his daughter. At the same three men are being tried for a hideous race hate crime and it seems as if the two cases might ultimately converge.

In the several earlier books in this series I have adored Joe O’Loughlin, imperfections and all. In my review of Shatter I wrote of Joe

Each time I meet him I find something else to love. Unlike many of the protagonists in crime fiction Joe is not a troubled loner nor does he have any super human abilities. Even his skills in reading people, which he is mostly very good at, let him down some times. He’s smart, funny and heart-wrenchingly self aware. I particularly like the way Joe deals with the personal issues in his life in a very realistic way. He’s not always sensible (who is?) but nor does he go to the extremes that you see in some fiction that make you wonder how the person could possibly have survived adolescence.

It seemed to me that almost none of that applied to Joe in this book. He has now been separated from his wife for two years and is enduring the increasingly difficult manifestations of his Parkinson’s disease which has, kind of, turned him into something of the troubled loner after all. At times I found him bordering on creepy, such as when he sat outside his family’s home watching their shadows behind the curtains. Ick! There is a not so fine line between love and stalking. At one point he resorts to extreme violence against another man and although he was provoked it was all very banal and meant that Joe didn’t bear much resemblance to the intriguing, thought-provoking character that he had been in the past and reading about his exploits this time around was a bit like being disappointed when a family member goes off the rails.

The rest of the characters were fairly standard fare, though Joe’s nearly ex-wife Julianne was more sensitively depicted than had been the case in past novels and we did get to see from her perspective how difficult Joe must be to live with. Of the new characters to this book I didn’t find any of them terribly compelling I’m afraid. There just didn’t seem to be anything new said here about a bloke who was teased as a kid becoming a paedophile and I think I have reached my quota of unstable divorcées becoming clingy when a new chap looks at them sideways. The bright spot for me was a very brief appearance by an older couple whose daughter had been missing, presumed dead, for several years. For me this was a glimpse into the kind of thoughtful characterisations that I’ve enjoyed from Robotham in the past.

As was the case for me with Shatter and The Night Ferry I struggled to stay interested in the story too. It dragged a bit, especially in the first half (and I am generally far more forgiving of stories in audio format). We spent too much time inside Joe’s head as he reviewed and picked over almost every conversation he’d had and there was a lot of recounting of events which were quite predictable the first time round and did not improve on repetition. There also seemed to be a few too many plot elements that were not explored in any depth and therefore added nothing to the whole. The inclusion of a really brutal description of an animal’s death for example served no purpose other than to add gore and cruelty.

Although there was just enough to keep me listening, thanks in part to Sean Barrett’s sensitive narration, ultimately neither the story nor its characters ever succeeded in really hooking me in.  It felt to me a little too much like the author was checking off a list of elements that the modern psychological thriller ought to have without giving much meaning to any of them.  Overall I found it too formulaic and shallow to truly engage me.

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My rating 2/5

Narrator Sean Barrett; Publisher Hachette Audio [2010]; ISBN N/A (downloaded from audible); Length 11 hours 45 minutes

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As always the review is one person’s opinion, others have loved this book so check out their thoughts too. Kerrie at Mysteries in Paradise tells us the book kept her reading in a single sitting and Craig Sisterson’s review in the Nelson Mail says the book was compelling.

On the other hand Karen at Aust Crime Fiction also had problems with the gratiutious animal violence and I found one reviewer who thought that some of the problems I identified might not have been noticeable to someone who had read all of the previous books in this series but, alas, this was not true for me.

Review: Badfellas by Tonino Benacquista

Badfellas is the fourth of six novels shortlisted for the 2010 Crime Writers’ Association award for crime fiction translated into English that I aim to read before winners are announced next month.

Badfellas asks readers to imagine that the FBI’s witness protection programme has moved the Soprano family to Normandy. Having only ever watched three-quarters of an episode of the tv show that everyone but me loves I couldn’t quite manage that but I got the general idea. Giovanni Manzoni was a major Mafia boss who snitched on just about everyone in his organisation, ensuring many of them would be incarcerated for decades. What’s left of the Mafia are determined to kill him (and if honour isn’t reason enough there’s a $20million reward on offer) and the FBI is just as determined to keep him alive so that others will be tempted to become snitches. Manzoni and his family have been moved several times for their protection and as this book opens they are now known as the Blake family and are settling in the small town of Cholong-sur-Avre in France.

Given I generally avoid books and movies featuring mafia/organised crime as a central plot element I’m sure I missed loads of references to other works on this theme though even I picked up a few. But even without this intimate knowledge I could appreciate the satire and dark humour of Badfellas which is due to clever, quite sparse writing and an excellent translation by Emily Read. I especially liked the entire sections of the book which have little to do with things-Mafia, such as the parallels drawn between the present-day circumstances in the Region and Normandy’s WWII ‘invasion’ by Americans which are very amusingly done. There’s also a brilliant passage describing how the presence of the Blake/Manzoni family in France finally gets back to the head of the Cosa Nostra in his New York prison cell that’s almost worth the price of the book alone.

For me the most interesting aspect of the novel was the depiction of the impact of the exile on all the characters, including the repugnant Fred/Giovanni. In some ways he is the most affected, having lost his status and his raison d’être, but I couldn’t summon an ounce of sympathy for him and in fact his general attitude still makes me cranky enough that I shan’t talk about him any more. Maggie, whose real name is Livia, is his wife and she is also deeply affected by the exile. She misses her friends and family, but also feels such guilt over her circumstances and the part she played in her husband’s actions that she develops an almost unstoppable zeal for doing good to redeem herself. She cooks wonderful food for the poor FBI agents who assigned as their guardians because they too have to live away from their families for long periods of time and she becomes heavily involved in charitable pursuits in the town. Their two children Belle and Warren are also deeply affected by their father’s actions, though in Warren’s case it has a particularly surprising result as the 14-year old plots how he will recapture the place in the organisation that his father lost by his cowardly actions.

Overall I loved the writing and the way Badfellas is constructed and would recommend it based on these terrific attributes. But I am, like Norman at Crime Scraps, still a little conflicted about the content of the book. Because although Fred Blake/Giovanni Manzoni is revealed as a repellent human being with no redeeming qualities that I could discern he does, essentially, get away with murder. Repeatedly. And something about that irks me. I can deal with a book that has no morality to it at all, but I struggle just a bit harder to deal with a book which seems to suggest, however subtly, that crime pays. And that hideous, murderous crime pays a villa in the French countryside.

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My rating 3.5/5

Translator Emily Read; Publisher Bitter Lemon Press [original edition 2004, this translation 2010]; ISBN 9781904738435; Length 282 pages

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Badfellas has been reviewed at Crime ScrapsEuro Crime and Petrona and, as I mentioned, is one of six novels shortlisted for the 2010 CWA International Dagger award

Some countries are more criminal than others?

At the start of the year I signed up for the expert level of the 2010 global reading challenge but a couple of months ago I switched to the new extreme level of the challenge. I now need to read 3 books in different countries of each of Africa, Asia Australasia, Europe, North America, South America plus 2 books set in Antarctica and a wild card entry which can be in any time or place that is new to me. My self-imposed additional rule is that all the titles have to be by new to me authors.

Reading the books is easy, but getting my hands on them is proving the challenging part of this deal. Some countries simply do not seem to have much in the way of fiction and even less in the way of crime fiction. So far I have read or have sitting on my TBR shelves books to cover Asia, Europe and North America (and have mercifully finished the Antarctica portion of the challenge) but I’m coming up short when it comes to Africa, South America and Australasia.

If you’ve any suggestions to fill my gaps feel free to leave a comment, I’ve listed below the books I’ve already read or have sitting on the TBR shelves.

Africa

1. A Carrion Death by Michael Stanley (Botswana)

2.??? Ideally something set in South Africa that isn’t by Deon Meyer (whose books I like but have read previously) but I have to admit to having a load of trouble tracking down many of the books discussed at the excellent Crime Beat South Africa (even Book Depository has failed me)

3. ???

Antarctica (completed)

4. Black Ice by Matt Dickinson

5. In Cold Pursuit by Sarah Andrews

Asia

6. The Prophet Murders by Mehmet Murat Somer (Turkey)

7. Mrs D’Silva’s Detective Instincts and the Shaitan of Calcutta by Glen Peters (India)

8. Villain by Shuichi Yoshida (Japan)  this is on the TBR shelves

Australasia

9. Bold Blood by Lindy Kelly (New Zealand)

10. The Curse of the Golden Yo-Yo by Robin Bowles (Australia)

11. ??? I need to find something set in Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands or the Indonesian islands of Lombok or Sulawesi (it’s a pity Bali is not considered part of Australasia as I’d quite like to read Inspector Singh Investigates a Bali Conspiracy but I’ll have to save that for another time).

Europe

12. The Rule Book by Rob Kitchin (Ireland)

13. A Death In Tuscany by Michele Guittari (Italy)

14. A Not So Perfect Crime by Teresa Solano (Spain) this is on the TBR shelves

North America

15. Borderline by Nevada Barr (Texas, USA)

16. The Uncomfortable Dead by Paco Ignacio Taibo II and Subcommandante Marcos (Mexico)

17. April Fool by William Deverell (Canada) this is on the TBR shelves

South America

18. Thursday Night Widows by Claudia Pineiro (Argentina)

19. Southwesterly Wind by Luiz Alfredo Garcia-Roza (Brazil) this is on the TBR shelves

20. ???

Wildcard (any time or place that is new to me)

21. I’ve got plenty on the TBR shelves that will suit but will leave selection until I’ve finished the rest

Link of the Week – Irritation Insurance

Sometimes I come across a newspaper article, blog post or op ed piece that makes me paranoid about the possibility that other people are reading my thoughts because they’ve written exactly what I’ve been thinking. I am in complete agreement with author Timothy Hallinan’s need for insurance that pays out whenever the insured has to suffer one of life’s myriad of minor irritations. As someone who seems to pay an astonishing amount of money each month for insurances that I never use I adore the idea of a scheme that I would be able to make claims against (and before you start, yes I am very grateful that my house, health, income, car etc. are all pottering along nicely without the need of insurance).

I could add considerably to the excellent list provided by Mr Hallinan but will pick just three extra items that I would like to be insured against:

  • Being coughed on by a fellow commuter. Honestly I don’t mind using public transport if it will save the planet from environmental disaster but is it really too much to ask that people cover their damned mouths when they’re coughing up a lung on the morning commute? $9.53
  • Being forced to listen to talk-back radio of any political persuasion. I regularly have to catch cabs during the work day and the driver always seems to be listening to loud talk-back radio where somebody is shouting about the ruination of our country/world by illegal immigrants/drug addicts/single mothers/greenies/some one else to hate. It’s tiresome. $7.27
  • Seeing anyone wearing a lycra cycling outfit when they are not currently competing in the Tour de France. I’m all for exercise and strongly in favour of transportation that might save the planet from complete collapse under the weight of our collective self-absorption, but I don’t understand why I should have to walk with my eyes forever downcast for fear of seeing a 50-year old bloke wearing Lycra that shows off all the wrong bulging bits. $3.52

Enough. The article made me laugh which is always much-needed. As did the one book of Tim Hallinan’s that I’ve read (so far, I do plan to read more).

How Aussie are You?

Looking at my visitor stats most of you are not at all Aussie but I couldn’t pass up this mostly un-book related meme. It lists 101 Aussie activities and the idea is to see how many you’ve done. I pinched the meme from And the plot thickens and the entries in bold are the ones I have done.

  1. Heard a kookaburra in person.
  2. Slept under the stars. (the whole family used to sleep in our driveway during summer when I was a kid – no air conditioning)
  3. Seen a koala. (even held one)
  4. Visited Melbourne.
  5. Watched a summer thunderstorm.
  6. Worn a pair of thongs.
  7. Been to Uluru (Ayers Rock)
  8. Visited Cape York.
  9. Held a snake (just the once)
  10. Sang along with Khe San (drunk and sober)
  11. Drank VB. (again, just the once, I prefer my beer not to taste like pee)
  12. Visited Sydney. (used to live there)
  13. Have seen a shark (only in an acquarium)
  14. Have used Aussie (and NZ) slang naturally in a conversation.
  15. Had an actual conversation with an indigenous Australian (Aboriginal)
  16. Eaten hot chips from the bag at the beach
  17. Walked/climbed over the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
  18. Used an outside dunny, and checked under the seat before sitting down.
  19. Seen Chloe in Young & Jackson’s (it’s a pub in Melbourne, been there several times but no idea who Chloe is)
  20. Slept on an overnight train or bus (both, on the overnight train to Melbourne I was robbed and then locked in the train carriage with the robber, the long-haul bus trips between Sydney and Adelaide in the late 80′s when the pilot strike was on were not quite that exciting)
  21. Been to Sydney’s Mardi Gras (what fun)
  22. Have gone bush-bashing
  23. Taken a sickie (though the official terminology is ‘chucked a sickie’)
  24. Been to see a game of Aussie Rules football. (sadly)
  25. Have seen wild camels (Northern Territory is full of ‘em)
  26. Gone skinny dipping. (not for a long time though, the world doesn’t need that these days)
  27. Done a Tim Tam Slam.
  28. Ridden in a tram in Melbourne.
  29. Been at an ANZAC day Dawn Service.
  30. Held a wombat.
  31. Been on a roadtrip of 800km or more (heck there are days I’ve done 800kms before lunch)
  32. Seen the Great Australian Bight in person. (well not all of it but a good chunk of it, have even swum in it and been on a boat on it)
  33. Had a really bad sunburn.
  34. Visited an Aboriginal community.
  35. Seen a redback spider (including one that ran across my childhood friend Glenn’s leg and disappeared inside his shorts – never seen fear quite like it on a person’s face)
  36. Have watched Paul Hogan.
  37. Seen Blue Poles in person.
  38. Wandered barefoot in the bush/outback.
  39. Eaten Vegemite.
  40. Thrown a boomerang (but my boomerang didn’t come back)
  41. Seen the Kimberleys.
  42. Given a hitch-hiker a lift. (I used to drive regularly between Sydney and Adelaide – 1400kms of pure boredom including the longest stretch of straight road in the world – it was either pick up hitch-hikers or poke my own eyes out with a pencil to keep awake)
  43. Been to Perth.
  44. Have tried Lemon, Lime and Bitters.
  45. Tried playing a didgeridoo.
  46. Seen dinosaur footprints.
  47. Eaten Tim Tams.
  48. Been to Darwin.
  49. Touched a kangaroo.
  50. Visted the Great Barrier Reef.
  51. Listened to Kevin Bloody Wilson. (more’s the pity)
  52. Killed a Cane Toad.
  53. Gone to a drive-in theatre.
  54. Have read and own books by Australian authors (see I knew I could relate this to books, here are my reviews of Aussie authors)
  55. Visited Adelaide. (I live there)
  56. Know the story behind “Eternity” (if it’s the one about the homeless drunk who sobered up and started doing graffiti)
  57. Been camping.
  58. Visited Brisbane.
  59. Been in an outback pub.
  60. Know what the term “Waltzing Matilda” actually means.
  61. Gone whale watching.
  62. Listened to Slim Dusty. (even saw the man walking down the street in Tamworth when dragged there by a country music loving friend)
  63. Own five or more Australian movies or TV series.
  64. Sang along to Down Under.
  65. Have stopped specifically to look at an historic marker by the side of the road.
  66. Eaten a 4′n’20 pie.
  67. Surfed at Bondi. (I do not surf though have been to Bondi)
  68. Watched the cricket on Boxing Day.
  69. Visited Hobart.
  70. Eaten kangaroo.
  71. Seen a quokka.
  72. Visited Canberra.
  73. Visited rainforests.
  74. Used a Victa lawnmower.
  75. Travelled on a tram in Adelaide.
  76. Used a Hills hoist (does swinging around on it hanging by one leg actually count as ‘used’?)
  77. Visited Kata Tjuta
  78. Used native Australian plants in cooking.
  79. Visited the snow (not in this country)
  80. Chosen a side in Holden VS Ford (the most pointless debate on earth)
  81. Visited the desert.
  82. Been water skiing
  83. Read The Phantom.
  84. Visited Parliament House
  85. Gone spotlighting or pig-shooting.
  86. Crossed the Nullarbor (on foot? on camel? I flew over it does that count?)
  87. Avoided swimming in areas because of crocodiles.
  88. Listened to AC/DC.
  89. Called someone a dag.
  90. Voted in a Federal Election. (I am such a dag that when I was 17 I signed up especially early on the electoral roll so that I could participate in the election that was due a few days after I turned 18)
  91. Have been swimming and stayed between the flags.
  92. Had a possum in your roof.
  93. Visited the outback.
  94. Travelled over corrugated roads.
  95. Hit a kangaroo while driving (not me driving but was in the car when someone else hit one)
  96. Been well outside any mobile phone coverage.
  97. Seen an emu.
  98. Have woken to the smell of bushfires.
  99. Subscribed to RRR (no, but have done to the Adelaide equivalent)
  100. Patted a pure-bred dingo
  101. Seen the Oils live (I once was sweated on by Oils lead singer, the very lively Peter Garrett who is now the Federal Minister for Environment Protection, Heritage and the Arts…and they say the world isn’t a peculiar place).

Feel free to play along and if you need any translations let me know.

Review: Death by Chick Lit by Lynn Harris

I mooched a copy of this book purely based on its title and read it because my mood required something light.

New York writer Lola Somerville is a bit annoyed. Her recently published book, Pink Slip, took hard work and putting herself on the line while all the other writers she knows seem to be achieving much more success with far less work. But when authors of successful chick lit books start being murdered, Lola gets involved in finding the killer, hopefully before the killer targets her.

Selecting a book based purely on its title and knowing nothing else about it rarely works out well for me but this one provided a satisfactory number of chuckles and a decent couple of hours entertainment. Having visited the place only once twenty years ago I’ve no clue if the New York depicted in the novel is realistic but it certainly was amusing, and some of it certainly had a kind of universal realism. Society’s obsession with celebrity and the fact that in some circles every second person you meet does seem to be writing a book about not very much were just two of the things I recognised from my own environment.

The plot wasn’t terribly complicated and I’m not sure that providing a really puzzling whodunnit was the author’s primary aim here. There seemed to be much more emphasis on depicting the publishing industry and Lola’s social set. That said, it was a logical plot and if the ending was more than a little unrealistic it was fun and in keeping with the tone of the book. At times though the book did verge on becoming exactly the kind of chick lit it was presuming to satirize with Lola agonizing over the most ridiculous nonsense. In fact I didn’t find Lola as engaging a character as her husband Doug or her best pal Annabel.

Death by Chick Lit is a light, quick read that pretty much offers what it promises on the cover (not a foregone conclusion these days). It certainly provided me a pleasant distraction from a grim winter day.

♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦

My rating 3/5

Publisher Berkley Books [2007]; ISBN 9780425215241; Length 242 pages

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The book that made me yawn

I have just given up on a book. I’m not going to tell you what it was because it was provided to me by the publisher and my review policy says I will only write reviews of books provided this way if I finish them.

But every book I read (or half read) teaches me something about myself and this one made me see really clearly what it is that I like (and don’t like) in my thrillers.

The book is marketed as a political thriller. I agree that it is political but found it about as thrilling as making the bed. Because this was a review book I put a little more thought into what I specifically didn’t enjoy in comparison to other similar books.

If a thriller has

  • A twisty, turn-y plot that clips along at a decent pace and offers a pay-off for my investment of time (e.g. family reunited/world saved/justice done)
  • At least a couple of characters who, if not exactly three-dimensional, provide enough humanity that I care whether they live (or die), triumph over adversity (or fail) or right a wrong (or don’t).

it will probably get a rating of 3 (= decent/solid entertaining read) on my personal scale. There is a chance of extra points for humour, above-average excitement levels, deeper than usual exploration of a theme that interests me, a male character who doesn’t view every woman he meets as a potential bed mate or a female character who doesn’t look like a supermodel yet, miraculously, proves to have some value to the world anyway. Keeping the car chases short and detailed descriptions of weaponry to a minimum also scores bonus points.

The book I stopped reading (at page 187 of 380+) didn’t have either of the two basic elements I look for, let alone the features that might have scored extra points.

The plot wasn’t very twisty or turn-y. I don’t want to give away stuff that might identify the book but it essentially was a tale in which a woman was brutally killed and lots of people who bore partial responsibility for the event spent the next 180+ pages trying to assuage their guilt and/or shift the blame by having phone conversations where they denied being responsible to anyone who would listen. Yawn.

What the story didn’t offer me was an incentive to keep reading. There was no chance of a pay-off. The world was not going to be saved from total annihilation. No innocent person was to be kept from the electric chair. No child or puppy dog was to be plucked from the jaws of death. No heinous political scandal was going to be uncovered so that justice and goodness would reign, even for a moment. No ancient code would be broken to reveal a monumental human truth. At best the book offered the opportunity to learn which one of several unlikable, self-absorbed cretins would end up being blamed for the death that started the whole sorry mess.

And then there were the characters.

I could not have cared less about them. The women I can recall were stereotyped male fantasies: we had a victim; a lesbian and a drop-dead gorgeous gal who made all grown men drool. There was also a shrewish, unscrupulous harridan of a journalist but she was over 30 and therefore irrelevant (no prizes for guessing she got killed off before the half-way point). The men were corrupt, stupid and full of vengeance or a somewhat ironic outrage. But not one of them was engaging enough to engender a flicker of interest in seeing if they would live let alone triumph. Nor were any of them evil enough for me to want to watch them squirm and die a painful death. I literally could not possibly have cared less about the characters in a book than I did about the characters in this one.

Happily, this is a pretty rare experience for me. I have a weekend stretching ahead and about 150 unread books to choose from. Joy.

Review: The Darkest Room by Johan Theorin

Johan Theorin’s first book was one of my top ten reads of last year so I didn’t need much incentive to settle down with his second novel, though being able to count it towards my 2010 Scandinavian Reading Challenge obligation and knowing it’s one of the four books I have left to read on the CWA International Dagger shortlist didn’t hurt.

Even though I read it alone and there wasn’t a campfire in sight reading The Darkest Room was a similar experience to having sat at the feet of an old-fashioned storyteller and become engrossed in his latest tale. Different threads and themes are woven together in a way that would be a disaster in a lesser craftsman’s hands but in Theorin’s, who is clearly a master of his craft, the sensitively translated product is deliciously atmospheric.

The novel centres on a house which was originally built from timber washed ashore after a shipwreck in 1846. The house, at Eel Point on the remote Swedish island of Öland, has seen many inhabitants in the subsequent decades and the book reveals what happened to some of them in between recounting the story of the house’s current owners Katrine and Joakim Westin. Just as they and their children are settling into their new home after moving from Stockholm tragedy strikes the family, as it has befallen many of the house’s previous occupants, and Theorin teases us by slowly revealing that things are not as they might first have seemed. Are there ghosts at Eel Point or does the danger that lurks take a more earthly form?

In addition to the Westins we meet Tilda Davidsson, a recently graduated police officer who is the sole officer operating full-time out of a newly re-opened station in one of the island’s towns. Her job is primarily a community liaison though she does have at least one more serious investigation to worry about as the island experiences a string of burglaries. As well as being an interesting character in her own right Tilda’s familial relationships offer a way for Theorin to include Gerlof Davidsson here, who was my favourite figure in the first book, Echoes from the Dead. There just aren’t enough clever octogenarians featured in fiction these days and even though Gerlof’s role is a more minor one I appreciated his insights as Tilda records his thoughts and stories in an informal oral history.

I know that saying that a book’s setting is a character is frowned upon in some reviewing circles but I can’t think of any other way to describe the presence in this story of the house in particular and the island in general. The action takes place in the Northern winter when the island is at its coldest, harshest and least inviting. Snow, ice and storms feature heavily and I can’t be the only reader to have reached for a warming cup of tea and another blanket as I lost myself in the tale. Aside from the natural environment the book also explores a theme that Theorin is clearly engaged by, namely the social changes the island has seen as Sweden has moved from being an agricultural based society to a more urbanised one.

There are plenty of other aspects of this absorbing book I could talk about but I’m wary of giving spoilers and frankly further discussion on my part is just taking you away from your next task which is to track down a copy of the book. Now. It is part historical fiction, part ghost story, part whodunit, and part sailor’s yarn. It is wholly enjoyable and recommended to all.

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My rating 5/5

Translator Marlaine Delargy; Publisher Black Swan [this edition 2010, original edition 2009]; ISBN 9780552774611; Length 474 pages

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Among the many places The Darkest Room has been reviewed are Crime Scraps*, CrimetimeEuroCrime, DJ’s Krimiblog, It’s A Crime (or a Mystery)* and Mysteries in Paradise (The reviews with an asterisk next to them are both quite lovely but they do give away a little more of the plot than I would like to have known before embarking on this particular book)